If Bartleby had a Facebook it would be really interesting. I believe this because if the reason that he so distant and aloof is that he lives a 'second life' on the internet, then it would be appealing and entertaining. Nobody is going to spend countless hours on the internet and not have something engaging to look at. Thus you have Bartleby having an enjoyable Facebook in contrast with his melancholy outside personae.
Bartleby would have a few close friends that he talked to through Facebook. These friends would be his old co-workers from Death Letters that too moved on to work at different places of business. They’d include Quinn Culkin, Rory Kettlemen, Clementine Trapp, and Oliver Pierce. He would also be friends with Nippers, Ginger Nut, and Turkey. His status would be as follows:
Bartleby would prefer not to, so quit asking.9:00am-Comment
Bartleby is now a fan of Ginger Nut and The Spice Girls.10:23am
Bartleby is writing and prefer you’d not bother him.12:05pm-Comment
Bartleby was super poked by Ginger Nut and Turkey.12:11pm
Bartleby has dropped kicked Ginger Nut and Turkey.1:30pm
Bartleby is now a fan of Herman Melville.1:45pm
Bartleby would prefer to bitch slap his boss.6:00pm-Comment
Quinn Culkin wrote at 11:30pm
Hey Bart! I hope you like the gift basket full of the delicious ginger nut I sent. Can’t wait till you come and visit again.
Clementine Trapp wrote at 1:15am
Bartleby!!!!! What up man?! You need to take a break off of work and go golfing with me. I called Rory and Oliver, they’re both down. Hit me back when you have time.
Bartleby wrote on Quinn Culkin and Clementine Trapp’s wall.
Bartleby is watching X-files online.1:30am-Comment
Bartleby is offline.2:15am
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